UPDATE: Molly's Blog Sucks

Here are the facts we know so far. My blog, The Critical Dunce, came to the internet (super information highway) at 9:47 am internet time. Molly's blog, Adventures in and out of the Blogosphere was published at 11:08am internet time. As you will see it is a complete rip off in content and form. Molly only knew to say where we were going after seeing my earlier post. More on this after the jump.
The Facts:

1. The only thing in Molly's Cavalier, named Gloria FYI, is some pieces of granola from several months ago, a hoop earing, and and empty box of juju fruit

The Critical Dunce Promise:

This blog will not be full of boring lies like Molly's blog, all fabrications will be of the utmost excitement and interest. Updates later on my afternoon sparing session with a robotic mosquito.