No we didn't go to a glue factory.

Before we visited Wash U on Tuesday we visited the Anheuser-Busch Brewery. Don't worry no one got wasted before interviewing for law school. Don't wory I still think Bud tastes like water, which makes sense since it is made from rice. The highlight was the clydesdales. They have 50 on sight but we saw 2. This one can't ride with packs because it is 600 polnds bigger than the others. Look at its huge neck. 

We were joined by a charming Minnesotan family who took time at the bottling floor to talk smack about I.P.A.'s and their snobby son in law. Zing!  

When we got to the tasting we could try any of 10 or so beers including the actually decent 

Michelob amber-boch. As the Minnesotans slurped down their bud lights Molly and I tried the two "premium" beers a supposed Belgian  and a wheat beer with fake micro brew names. Two sips later and we were out of there.  

I forgot to mention On the way out of the brewery the tour guide turned into a half unicorn and attacked me. Luckily my hands turned into hammers made out of salami, more luckily only the middle half was unicorn, meaning  only a unicorn torso. He quickly buckled under the weight of his Unicorn parts.